I found somewhere to live!!!
To all the people who's crappy apartments I looked at and said "wow" about, its true. I lied. Your apartments all blew. I am dancing a jig that i don't have to live in them.
Not to mention, I am also defying one of the great natural laws of city living, I am moving FROM Brooklyn TO Manhattan. WTF????
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, now I'm being an asshole. I'll shut up. shutting up in 5 ...4...3...2...1
ZIP
OM G OMG OMG OMG
ok ok now i'm done
THANK YOU UNIVERSE!!!!!!!
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